My typical 20 minutes pre-party frenzy in the bathroom
Step 1-RUN into the bathroom, crank up the hot water. While waiting for water to heat up, remove eye makeup with lid + lash wash.
Step 2-Put shower cap on (no time to wash hair again). Quickly wash + exfoliate in one step with fabulous foaming face wash.
Step 3-Apply a juicy layer (6-7 pumps) of triple oxygen instant energizing mask. Grab toothbrush + toothpaste. Brush teeth in the shower while mask foams up (don’t you just love multitasking?)
Step 4-Grab bath poofy thing and load it up with
blood orange + white pepper bath and shower gel. Suds like a maniac. Rinse from head to toe.
Step 5-Hop out of the shower, put on a little bit of toner, look in closet and realize best friend still hasn’t returned my favorite party dress! Think about texting her something sassy, but skip it. No time! Grab something semi wrinkled. Rationalize this wardrobe choice, thinking, “Oh well, it’s going to be dark at the party anyway!”
Step 6-Moisturize and illuminate in 1 step with the youth as we know it concentrate. The pearl illuminators make me look like I’m glowing even though I could fall asleep standing up.
Step 7-Chug a huge coffee, apply concealer and red lipstick. Run out the door without keys. Remember halfway down the stairs and run back to the apartment. Find wallet next to the cookies (big shocker there). Scrape crumbs off the counter. Grab one more cookie for the road. Plan to start post-holiday diet soon….as soon as all the cookies are gone.
Step 8-Repeat nightly until January 2nd.
Does this sound familiar?