As you know, I have been a very good girl this year. Please bring bring a gift certificate for a blissage 75 to get rid of the knots in my back from too much slouching, David Kirsch’s hangover helper so I can have the energy in 2009 to work off the eggnog (I promise to eat healthy again and exercise 3 times per week!), and a magic machine to make cellulite go away. I hear the Wellbox works wonders! Enjoy the cookies I left for you on the table. Sorry if the cat got to them before you did! Oops!