If Britney Spears Wrote A Song About Moisturizer…

*sigh* …..

This is hard for me to say, so I’m just going to say it. I LOVE Britney Spears’ music (sometimes scared by her hot-mess life, but everyone goes through some ups and downs). It gets me through the work day and through a long workout on the elliptical machine, so it’s only natural that one day my two loves: skincare and Britney would collide. While working on organizing and merchandising the website today, I was listening to “Womanizer” while shuffling around the moisturizers and all of a sudden it became a song….Are you ready for some Bliss karaoke?

Moisturizer :
Hey Bliss Girl
Where you from, how’s it going?
I know you want
To keep your wrinkles from showin’
You have tried some moisturizers, but this choice is so much wiser
It’s what you want, what you want baby

Look at you
Gettin’ more than just some face cream
Baby, you
Can have the one of your dreams
Buy one with some SPF because that kind’s the best
Iit’s what you want, what you want baby

You want a moisturizer
Oh moisturizer
Oh You want to use a moisturizer, Baby
U-U-U Want
U-U-U Want
Moisturizer, Moisturize, Moisturizer!

Girl don’t try to front I (I) know just (just) what you want (want want)
Girl don’t try to front I (I) know just (just) what you want (want want)

It’s not a new invention
It’s just Best of Skintentions
You know you can’t do it
Without Moisturizer

Girl don’t try to front I (I) know just (just) what you want (want want)
Girl don’t try to front I (I) know just (just) what you want (want want)

……Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer.

Hope this brought a little ray of sunshine to your day and at least made you laugh.
Bliss Kisses

About karenglidden

My name is Karen Glidden and I’m the web content coordinator for Bliss. I will be the primary author of Bliss n Tell. For all your beautification needs, please refer to blissworld.com My background is not beauty related at all. I graduated from Boston University and worked at Starbucks for many years climbing their corporate ladder. Pre-Bliss, my idea of a milky cleanser was the residue left on my face after making cappuccinos all day. I’ve been with Bliss since October 2007 and have been converted into a product worshipper. I’m the MacGyver of skincare. I love inventing new uses to beauty products. You’ll find me putting toner on my legs to help with dry skin, wearing my glamour gloves on the subway to smooth my hands, and using skincare in my hair to tame flyaways. Oh, did I mention that I’m totally frugal. Yes, this little Bliss girl is a ‘recessionista’ for sure (hey, I still have student loans to pay off!) My skin type is normal. I’m not particularly breakout prone unless it’s stress related or hormonal. I’m not too oily, but sometimes dry all over depending on the weather. I’ve got an even skin tone and not too many fine lines, wrinkles, or hyperpigmentation. I have some sun damage from years of sun-worshipping sans SPF, my greatest skincare regret in life. My biggest skin concern are fine lines/wrinkles around my eyes and laugh lines around my mouth. Oh, and some uh….cellulite on my bum/thighs. Yes, I am human (you can stop pointing and laughing now, thanks!). My Favorite Bliss Product: I can’t choose just one. It’s a tie between Triple Oxygen Instant Energizing Mask and A Tan For All Seasons Triple Oxygen Instant Energizing Mask is my five minute beauty fix for just about everything (breakouts, dull/tired skin, dryness). A Tan For All Seasons is my best friend. It’s a stink-free tan in a can. I cannot live without a sun-kissed glow all year (without the UV damage, of course!)
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